Wow, that was tough to try and pick a winner. I mean really tough.
In the end, I went with Ashs' limerick-
safety pin scorpion knows
how poisoning people should go
but because of his size
he had to get wise
so now he just goes for their toes!
Thanks to all who participated!
I'm still without a computer, but I'll try and find a way to post something new Wednesday.