The blog of Terry Border.
Ooooohh... will he take the bait? Has he had enough or is he now addicted?
aww, I think that's CUTE!!!
Get some! LOL!
Wow...the way to a man's heart IS through his stomach!! It seems that even celery women have to push a little to get their man to commit.Very cute, I awaited the series with much anticipation!
Oh, that's too cute. I thought they were newlyweds and thus trying something a little different.
Is... is that it? Ants on a log? I don't get it.
Ask the warrior woman, holding the knife if the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...She looks a tad peeved, to me, just the way the raisins are placed.
There may be more.
Why buy the log, when you are getting the ants for free?
there should be more. she looks pretty pissed to me.cathleeh
this bride looks very upset...cathleen
Somehow I think he is in trouble.
oooh she is NOT happy and he looks a tad guilty!ANd he should be! Going around eating raisins that have been who knows where when there are perfectly good raisins waiting for him at home!THe nerve of some celery!
So... he was eating her droppings?Okay, so here she is, dropping her bits behind on purpose because she felt that a marriage between Plain Celery and Celery with Cheez & Raisins would work?I'm still trying to get over the thought of combining cheez whiz and raisins.
I think its peanut butter and raisins. At least that's how we made our ants on a log.When I first saw this I thought she wanted him to then eat the raisins off of her... maybe just dirty mind?
Will he do it?Funny thing, I ate celery and peanut butter last night...Great Job
The male celery looks surprised.
LOL @ Lanie Painie!
Ah, they've been forkicating and now she's got him by the..ahem..raisins and is forcing him to marry.
@beeI would say he looks quite shocked! Something isn't right...[Z]
I think the raisins are actually a metaphor for pheromones. Very clever.
She difinitely looks angry...something else has to come of this. :)
I thought he had a huh? look about him and she looks pretty impatient to say the least with a get your raisin up here... NOW hand on hip look. I guess he took to long when he stopped for the glass of wine.Why buy the log when you get the ants for free? Geez Lainie Painie I about died over that one. Someone could get poked while they're forkicating. Terry, there really are alot of possibilites here for the Really Bent blog. lolOn with the blather - whose sides hurt from laughing at gettng your log for free!
Oh! is he hooked? Is she a black-widow celery? are those raisins her potential off-spring? the anticipation!!what have you done to me? I've never EVER wanted to know what happened next with Celery and Raisins.
What ever happened to the REALLY BENT blog? I can't find it's link anymore :O(
i knew it was either a jar of peanut butter or an ants on a log chickita.
starrlaboo- it's still there, just not here.
I think, if the celery bride were not leaning forward, but instead leaned back a tiny bit with a hip-out posture, she'd look more come-hither and less impatient. If she is indeed meant to be impatient or upset, I think I must be missing something in the storyline. Either way, it's great, I loved the buildup.
It's not the forward lean or the placement of the raisins that makes her looked peeved, it's the hand on the hip.
She's luring him to the alter to get married. Raisens = sex?
I took it as a "if you want more you have to marry me" type of thing....
I think that she's setting the mood for the wedding night by leaving a trail of raisins (instead of rose petals)to the honeymoon suite. It must be very difficult to hard to evoke celery sexual tension.
This reminds me of a saying my Hubby has.....that woman is so gorgeous, "he would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from".....
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