Figured that many haven't gone back that far in the archives, and I always liked it. It now resides somewhere in Australia.
The question of Honorable (Un)Mention(ables) was brought up by a commenter who calls him/herself Skormos. I didn't do that, because I'd still have to leave some of the ones that I liked out. But after some thought, here they are.
Honorable Mention #1
Katie Alender said...
you may forsake your
Sara noH said...
Working in retail is a bear.
Customers make me tear out my hair.
You can whine all you want,
You can yell, scream and stomp.
But you can't return used underwear.