Here's the last contest for a copy of Bent Object of My Affection,
which is good for me because I find picking the winners difficult!
Since all of these images I've been posting lately have been about Valentine's in some way, how about a "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem. No other rules, other than it has to be in that rhyming rhythm.
Good luck!
64 comments:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I such at writing rhyming poems
So let me just tell you how great I find all your work! You are a genius and brighten my day regularly. Thanks for your work!
Ian
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
and I broke my cookie friend just for you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I have tourettes,
cat vagina.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Someone got smashed
By a box of Moo-Shu.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Found advice, not a fortune,
inside of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wasn't a smart enough cookie
to avoid getting hurt by you
(I guess that means I'm still not over him, Terry! lol)
Roses are red,violets are blue, I'm laughing really hard, at the art that you do!! Thanks for the giggles!! Two thumbs up!
I only have to follow the rhyming meter? Okie dokie:
Junkfood and glue,
hammer and plier,
Border's Bent Objects -
genius in wire!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For V-Day I'd love
A signed book from you.
<3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll be hungry in an hour
Though I ate all of you
roses are red
violets are blue
but neither taste good
that's why i eat you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Captain Obvious
Yep, that's you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
And so I mowed the lawn
To forget about you.
I took our pool
And moved it inside;
As the “interior decorator,”
I’m sure you won’t mind.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now that you're crushed
I'm about to be chewed
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm mostly pink
How about you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
A fortune? I want brains!
That's what we zombies do.
roses are red
violets are blue
fortune cookies are crispy
and so are you, my friend!
yummy
(the same is true for the bacon lover! ;)
caro_th
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue!
Thank you.
roses are red
violets are blue
early morning giggles
brought to me from you
I already bought the bent objects of affection- when I am declared winner I will take a copy of your earlier book.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I loved you to pieces
So it's Time for the glue
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Off to make new friends,
sorry 'bout you
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
New friends will replace You
... In bed
You are all cracked,
I am still whole…
Probly cuz Terry
Stuck me on two poles!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
"Now is the time to make new friends",
Here is a fortune very true.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
"He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened."
So said Lao Tzu
"Now is the time
to make new friends"
But he'll need super glue
To make some amends.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What's happened to your friend
Will soon happen to you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why were you Bent on crumbling
For me to leave you?
Hope you had a morbidly fun Valentine's Day!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You pissed me off,
What else could I do?
Or if it only has to rhyme in a sing song way then:
Paint in my hair.
Lots spilled on the floor.
Need a little company.
I just unlocked my door.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
There's two at this table,
We're coming for you...
Wire is skinny
Your creations are phat
I want me a book
and that's pretty much that.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Send Border a wire
He'll bend it for you
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
no other friend,
gives good advice like you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I follow your blog,
Will you follow mine, too?
“Be careful,” I said,
“sh*t happens. It’s true”
But you wouldn’t listen.
Now it sucks to be you.
If you weren’t so dead
I’m sure you would say
True friends don’t let friends
Get hammered this way.
Which is probably why
The fortune was right
Your friends were quite lame
and that was your plight.
A truth learned too late.
I see you’ve been humbled.
Not fair, but that’s how
the fortune cookie crumbles.
Roses are red,
Cookies are tan,
Fortunes are bleak
When there's power in your hands.
Fragile as dawn,
Quick as a crack,
A new friend is sought
At an older friend's back.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Without any defection
You are the bent object of my affection
Roses are red
Violets are blue
With cookies like this
I use big monkey kung-fu
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Chinese was delicious,
And so now are you.
Border's book I haven't read
Since I just heard of you :\
But I already love your art
Please keep making new!
Very eye-catching and fun
And hilarious to boot
They're like opening a chest
Filled with all the best loot :P
So please send me a copy
Filled with neat animations
So I can share with my friends
All of your amazing creations!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
cookies are yellow
and dead are you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mmmm it felt so good to be inside
of you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My friend is cracked
Are you number two?
I have a thought,
Certain it's true:
Terry's ideas come from
Sniffing the glue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The grass is green,
And poo is ecru.
Roses are red,
and violets are blue,
Cannibalism is sweeter
when your friends are cookies, too!
OR (since I can't decide on a last line...)
Roses are red,
and violets are blue,
Cannibalism is sweeter
when your friends make great cookie stew!
I WAS going to just make something that didn't rhyme about how your stuff always gives me something to laugh about, but I saw some people already doing that, so I had to give originality a shot. Thank you so much for the laughs. :)
By the way... I'm prepping for S.O.S.A.D. early. I've found a lot of new recruits that are supportive of the movement. I'm so excited for it. xD
Ode to a departed valentine:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Confucious say, "Heads up!"
To poor cookie Lu.
But as violets are blue
and roses are red,
Lu wasn't looking
and now Lu is dead.
Carnations are fuschia
and sunflowers yellow;
Wiry now finds himself lonesome,
poor fellow.
Sunflowers are yellow, though
and carnations grow fuschia;
Wiry's still with us,
unlike Confucious.
Grasses are green
and tree bark is brown;
soon Wiry will seek out
a new mate on the town.
So like bark is brown
and grasses grow green,
this sweet cookie's jiving -
at least 'til Halloween!
Happy Valentine's day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's the way the cookie crumbles
When I make sweet love to you
The wire is bent
Your humor is too
Inside your brain
Must be like a zoo
Roses are red
Violets are blue
After eating Chinese
I really must poo
Eggplant is purple
Soybeans are green
Both taste far better as
Edamame/Aubergine
A bend in the wire
unexpected image
never will I tire,
of reading this page
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I will put Humpty together for you.
Everyday objects
Some wire and glue
Is all that it takes
To bring pleasure to you.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I loved you to pieces.
Figuratively, too.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can't believe I'm just now discovering you!
(No, seriously, I just clicked over to your blog from the Wired article. These are great!)
Roses are red,
and have a great look.
I can't afford to buy
a copy of your book!
Lavender is nice,
with many abilities.
The government pays me
for my disabilities.
Tulips are great,
but not often sent.
I wish they would pay
for more than my rent.
Lilies are lovely,
with a great many parts.
I greatly appreciate
what you do for the arts.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I enjoy eating cookies in bed.
C'mon, Let's go makes some crumbs together,
Cuz you always make me crumble
so very well in bed! ♥GRIN♥ ;)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Our friendship has shattered,
and so were you.
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I love Death Cab...
And so do you!
I hoped to find wisdom
in your hidden scrawl,
but the fortune I found
wasn't fortunate at all.
I can't rhyme. but I think Whee Gina should get the price.
I also loved the one with the cat vagina.
roses are red
zombie flesh is green
when the dead start to rise
I want you on my team
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Wait, violets are blue?
I thought they were purple.
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