Perfect Pair (today's contest theme)

Limericks! 

Leave a limerick having to do with today's image somehow, and have

a chance to win a copy of Bent Object of My Affection!

Or you can always buy a copy here.

A copy will be given away every day until Valentine's.

Contest is closed! 
Many fine limericks, but I give the win to Ash Collins on this one.
Thanks for all your efforts!