(Special note- this will be one of the images in the Bent Objects Calendar later this year)
Today's contest should be fun. Leave a sappy love note to your special someone (real or fictional) below. I'll pick the winner and send you a copy of Bent Object of My Affection.
I'd also like to announce a special win for Kirok, who has consistently entered great comments for so many of the contests. Please contact me, Kirok.
I enjoy reading all the comments, but picking winners is hard. I'll be relieved when this is over.
Edit- Contest is closed, and I have chosen, after much serious deliberation, Cornbread to be the winner.
Edit- Contest is closed, and I have chosen, after much serious deliberation, Cornbread to be the winner.
22 comments:
Dearest Love, I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short shall be devoted to your service. (With apologies to the Queen for the blatant plagiarism.)
To my loving fiancé,
I have never felt such happiness until I met you. You bring me love and laughter everyday. I am so lucky to have you. Now let's go make out in public and make some people uncomfortable.
My love you know,
that your curly eyebrow
makes me go weak at the knees
But this year
as a valentines treat
won't you let me pluck it please
An ode to those extra long rouge eybrows that my husband will not let me pluck but really I wouldn't change for the world.
My love for you is sweeter then sugar, and there is no other love for me ....having said that I do love my TV which I think its great that you can switch it on and theres all these cool shows about cheese, shoes and monkeys, etc. I remember I watched this show about how monkeys do it, and it even showed their facial expressions but thats besides the point. My point is that I love you and my love for you is unique.
To my Valentine: I love you more than breath and air. I couldn't imagine making it through a single day without you by my side. Thank you for being you. I'm the luckiest girl in the world cus I got an iPhone like you.
Aw, man! I got all excited when I saw them image & thought it'd be another racy joke contest. Now my "hey! I'd like to poke your bottom and check out your filling" won't work ... dangit.
:-D
My true love is the kind of man who will truly appreciate my sentiment being expressed on the Bent Objects blog. Happy Valentine's Day, Max. Muuuah! I love you....
Ten little fingers, ten prehensile toes. Adorable little dimples, and a trail of vomit wherever he goes. Oh, little mister man, you're too cute for words. Through midnight (and one, three, five and six AM) feedings, my little one you'll be. Truth be told, you're the perfect valentine for me.
http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h470/PortraitWords/smile.jpg
(When you smile, my heart gets the fuzzies)
Oh, I was once a neighsayer, like those in the contest before, but you have converted me. I have become a zealous fanatic for this day. A day to proclaim our love and celebrate it before the world. So bitter world sling your arrows of malfeasance, but I have something worth commemorating. Not just one day a year, but everyday, every minute, I cherish my love for you.
To my Darling Mr. Lovey Pants Man,
I shall cover your face with kissies! I shall oompie you, squooze you, and never, ever let you go. Come get a snuggle, darling-pantsy-poo. You are, forever and ever, my Mr. Manly O' Cutsie-Poodle, object of my heart's fondest dreams. Whether you're feeling utterly sill or oh-so-serious, I will always be at your side--your partner in lovies. You fill my heart till it cries, "Whoop! Jiggy-jiggy!"
Adorations,
Your Mrs. Missy Miss
To my Kermie,
You mean the world to moi. From the moment I met you on that stage back in 1976, I knew that, man or muppet, you were the only one for moi.
I will see you tonight in my dressing room, and I will be wearing the white dress you love.
Kissy Kissy,
Miss Piggy
:@)
To the one I loved and lost:
You loved me unconditionally. You made me feel better when I was down. You made me laugh and made me cry. I hope you know just how much I miss you every day even though you've been gone for ten years.
I miss you.
My love.
My baby.
My dog.
Dear _
I can't say your name on here in case you have friends who read it.
I don't think you ever knew how I really felt(feel) about you. That your smile lights me up, that your hugs make me feel like everything is going to be alright and your laugh validates everything I've ever said.
You made me a special birthday meal that we got to share together. I would have been fine if that was the only thing I did that night. We worked together, we worshiped together, we lived together.
And then you met your love. She captured your heart and focused your feelings. Your feelings for me were like that of a sibling. It hurt, but I took any kindness I could as my heart's nourishment.
On your wedding day I sat in the church and cried till my soul hurt. Those around me thought they were tears of happiness. In the receiving line you hugged me with such strength and said, "one of the hardest parts of getting married is not living with you anymore." I went outside and crumbled.
And so _, I will love you, always love you, like a big sister should. I will support you (and your darling wife), I will hug you, and I will make you laugh. But you will never know I do it with a tear stained heart.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Dear Jon,
Thanks for the memorable night last night, it was amazing! I've been thinking about it all day. I can't remember the last time I slept through the entire night---thanks for taking care of the baby.
liZ
Dear Mac & Cheese:
I love your sensuous curves, your gooey insides. The way you make me feel, all warm and loved. I want you, every second of every day.
Love,
Me
I love you, my dear, because, being the youngest one in the family means always having to wait for others to finish their sentences. As your baby, I get to cut in and YOU, always patiently wait for me to finish. Happy Valentine's day to both of us!
To my beautiful son,
I love you more than a bowling ball. You are a real angel on earth. The way you unconditionally love your terminally ill grandfather and are the only one who can make him smile in these difficult days. I love you so much. You are my valentine.
Love,
Mom
A sappy love note, to my darling,
I've been pining for yew for so long now, you have no idea how happy I am that you've decided to branch out and give me a chance. I've been hurt before, my heart is like dead wood and I'm sycamore lonely nights alone. I'll never leaf you. I'll meet you on the beech at midnight.
Love,
Chip
may i have another?
anticipation flows
excitement builds for the
tantalizing
savoring
each and every
coming together of
lips soft meeting
moist heat
sinking into one
single satisfying sensation
familiar flavor fills
for the comfort found in the
ah
the O
i love pizza
Great!!! St. Valentine - juegos de mario
To my dear Valentine,
Oh how my love grows for you,
Like a teenage boy's boner.
Love, Me
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