Sunday, March 29, 2009

I Like To Have Coffee With My Breakfast

They are so very slow at finishing theirs though. It really slows down my meal.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


How many people show you stuff like this? The roughs, the work that probably won't turn into anything? Not many, I'll say. But in lieu of anything else to post just yet...

This is the kind of chicken scratching that goes on in my many sketchbooks. Mostly they serve as a reminder to me of ideas. This one is kind of an early try at some kind of narrative book, in a way that it has a main story (where my one coming up this fall is a collection of individual scenes).


Olive- Hey Peanut, want half of my pb&j?
Peanut- I brought one with just jelly. Thanks anyway.

Maybe the peanut should've been eating oliveloaf...

And here's another try (I've since learned that rhyming isn't hip for kids books anymore. Or maybe it's just MY rhyming that's not hip. Heh.)

I'm not sure at all

how Frank Furter gets clean.

He takes all his baths

in bowls full of baked beans.

If you have any ideas on how I can improve my work, please keep them to yourselves. Maybe you could write a book of your own. Unless of course you're a powerful publishing magnate, then please drop me a line. We'll do lunch. There's a Steak 'n Shake just up the road.

Okay, that's it for now. I'll have a real image on here soon. I promise.

Noah Scalin from Another Limited Rebellion and Skull-A-Day gave Bent Objects a mention here. Thanks Noah!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Playing with matches.


Made it while lying in bed last night. I figured that with the right lighting, I could make it look halfway decent.

And btw, does it seem like life isn't as colorful as it should be? Are your days sometimes drab and missing a certain spark? Well, it's probably because you aren't following me on twitter or facebook ( or here) .

Lately on my twitter, I've been posting almost any stupid thing that comes into my head! (but I guess that's how it is with most tweeters now that I think of it). Come see what kind of twit I really am (probably better than 50% chance that you won't even regret it!). Plus, the more "followers" I have, the more important I get to feel!

Sunday, March 08, 2009

But, We're Not Having Fun...

I should say that this is somehow a tribute to Watchmen ...*rimshot.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Temporary Reprieve for the Bent Objects Widget Usuers

I will have mercy on the people who have my widget on their pages by posting this old image, so they don't have to stare at my manly chest for several days.