Bachelor's Nightstand, during the other 23 hours 55 minutes of the day.

Would you like to win a copy of my second book Bent Object of My Affection ? 

Leave a haiku in the comment section about the above image.  

Make it a real haiku though (5 syllables, 7, then 5 again).

I'll be giving a copy away each day until Valentine's Day in contests
having to do with different Bent Objects images. 

But maybe you want to buy your own copy? 

(I've heard it makes a pretty good gift)

Contest is closed! Thanks for all who entered!

I gave the win to Caty, an artist for making me chuckle the most.