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A few more paint chip pieces.

My new giant work of art!

Salmon

Titanic

Maybe I'll be a sandwich artist.

"Swatch-wich"

The lucky part was finding the "Fresh Bread" swatches (or chips, or samples).

Some stuff I made. For sale if you're interested.

On a budget? (yeah I am too).

2014 Bent Objects Calendar are reasonable. 
As are both of my books! 

or

Contact me if you're interested in something below.
Like I've told people before, I don't take good enough care of myself,
which is good if you buy something
because it will be worth more after I'm dead.

Umbrella Girl sculpture (up to 5 will be made) signed

sold out

Cocktail Swords-person sculpture(up to 5 made) signed

sold out

Curiously Strong Madonna and Child sculpture

$235 including delivery in U.S.

Helps fight demonic breath.

Minimalist Bird 

(bottom paint swatch says- "Sunday Times")

$225 with delivery in U.S. 

Prints of past Bent Objects images

Have a Bent Objects image you would like a print of? 

Get in touch. I'll sell most all of my images for $100 for an 8x10, $150 for 11x14.

$20 shipping for however many.

Will not take orders after November 25.

5 O'Clock Circus

My first mobile in many years.   :)

$450 including delivery in U.S. 

Probably not good around cats!

Expose yourself to great literature.

From my second book- right here. 

My 2014 calendar is also for sale! Please buy one! Pretty please?